Lee was excited about volunteering for the first time in awhile.
He used do it do it when he was young, a young lad with floppy hair reminiscent of a 90’s boy band with a stone washed denim jacket and having crushes on girls, oh how he’s changed. To start with he doesn’t have crushes on girls any more, his last boyfriend called him too gay, how can you be too gay?. He also had moved on from floppy hair, he now styled a short crop but still he wore the denim jacket on occasion. He had volunteered at the local racecourse putting bets on for his dad and his friends, so technically not exactly an official voluntary job but he did have some benefits, free soft drinks and the occasional bet that he put on himself , not many won, but some did.
Lee crossed the street to the theatre, the same one he acted in when he was younger.
Inside it was bigger than he remembered, the paint was chipped here and there despite the large lottery grant it got 15 odd years ago, the atmosphere was the same. The slightly brighter green paint work had been replaced with a minted one, more in keeping with the original aesthetics, it also looked a lot cleaner.
The original boxes were still there, with names of playwrights or authors to adorn the plates above peoples heads, the Shakespeare name was the only one not been restored, the others had, he thought that was a nice touch. He also remembered the dressing rooms were below the stage, either it had got smaller since he was here last or he had grown a lot, it was more likely to be the latar as he bumped his head on a supporting beam.
Lee had decided to refresh his memory and joined a tour of the theatre, so much stuff he didn’t know about it. The history was fascinating, at one point it was run entirely by women, female actors dominated the stage, lighting, stage management and props, all women, he liked that, talk about rights for women, any feminist today would be proud.
In lees voluntary capacity he found out he would be helping in the box office, usher duties, cleaning and locking up at night, still he was looking forward to it, luckily it was a small theatre and he hoped it wouldn’t be to creepy at night, as the tour guide had shown them around earlier the prop store was kind of creepy, and this was in the daylight, lee could only imagine it at 10pm at night. Especially as he was getting bad vibes from an old dusty grandfather clock in one dark corner, how did that get in there?.
Lee had just moved back to his parents , he wasn’t happy, as up until recently he had been living with the boyfriend who called him ‘too gay’ and they had had a fight and broken up. He had no other option as living where he did was really expensive to live alone, despite his merchandising salary. So tail between his legs he went home, to a part time bar job in a local hotel and volunteering, for a possible career change, he did love all aspects of the theatre.
His new job was going well, he had connected with old friends he hadn’t seen since school and getting used to living in a little town again. It was still a nice place, and a little ‘posher’ than it used to be. Lee remembers all the charity and bargain shops it used to have, nowadays it had less of those and more Starbucks and harvesters, also a rather nice deli.
The history was also interesting in these parts, with a castle, the cricket and bowling greens and the theatre, a quintessentially English town. Lee liked being back, it was comfortable, he had already put his name down for a theatre studies course for next year in the closest college, and decided to concentrate on having fun and forgetting the ex. When one evening working in the bar a familiar school friend turned up and they started talking.
‘ Lee, pint please mate’
Lee grinned , he recognised the upbeat tone in the voice
‘Stan the man, what have you been up to all these years?’ Lee said as he pulled a perfect pint
‘Oh you know, this and that, wheeling and dealing, you know the sort of thing’, ‘What are you doing back here?’
‘You mean apart from asking you for £2 for the pint, bad break up, needed distance and my washing done for me’
‘That’s along way just for your washing’
‘Well its a fresh start if I’m being honest’
‘Good for you mate, hey listen there’s a good comedian in the theatre Friday if you fancy joining me and the Mrs?’
‘ Sorry mate can’t I’ll being working it, actually in the theatre though, I’m volunteering there’
‘Not bad, free shows, nice one, see you there then, drink after’
‘Yes sure’
Lee remembers Stan being the ‘wide’ boy in school, always being a booky for any bets going on, and a different girl on his arm every week, he always jangled with fake medallions, much to the dismay of the teachers, Lee wondered which of the many weekly blonde girls he married.
Friday night came around quickly and the theatre lit up, the metal was polished and the stage was swept, it was looking good, and the stage was set up and ready for what she needed for her comedy show. She was a local girl that now did the rounds in the big cities so the turn out tonight was busy.
Lee did his usher duties as usual and was coming down from the top gallery when he heard a knocking coming from an unusual place, he went a few steps to see where it was coming from, and by then the knocking had got louder, then a big BANG and the door shook violently, Lee started walking backwards and ran back to the café/bar, one of the tour guides was there sipping a glass of whisky
‘It’s Neil right?’ Lee asked slightly out of breath.
‘Yes, that’s right I’m a tour guide here, off duty of course, why?’
‘Quick question, the fire exit on the boxes level, did people used to come in that way?’
‘Yes, originally that was the main front door before the 1950’s, I thought you went round when you first got here with Nick?’
‘I did, I’ve forgotten some things, I remember that the hatch next to used to be where the tickets were sold’
‘Yes, that’s right, and that was the main door, why?. He asked perplexed
‘Oh no reason, just my imagination, just thought I heard something’
‘No, that happens sometimes, there’s a few ghosts around the building, not bad of course, they are dotted around, pounding that door is one thing they like doing, the other things are moving props around, just walking around, and occasionally singing, everyone loves them, just don’t piss them off’
‘Why, what happened that last time someone pissed them off?’ Lee asked worryingly
‘Well there is one story where a bloke that used to work here, he was an electrician, but was a bit of a, his words ‘ skirt chaser’, I think he was caught groping a female usher and was found the next day stone cold in the prop cupboard by that creepy old grandfather clock’
‘OK, don’t piss off the ghosts, good tip’
Lee figured he would be OK, after all, he was ‘too gay’, the ladies would love him.