The gull watched from afar, the pigeons were swarming towards it, the gull was unimpressed by the pigeons. The humans feed them by leaving food for them like rats chomping at the bit, usually around the bins.
Gulls were classier, they hovered around beaches combing through plastic bags and waiting for people to drop their food. The gulls just got so hungry, sometimes snatching food was the only way to live, humans didn’t understand, they went into buildings and came out with bags of the stuff, gulls can’t do that.
Listening to humans talk was also strange, some fuzzy language or monotonous groan came out of their mouths. They would shoo the gulls away sometimes with their limbs, and almost hurt them, they had to defend themselves, they could claw and flap their wings, but only when needed.
They weren’t sure how but sensing or smelling food on a person was easy, it just wasn’t as easy to get it from them, sometimes staring at them worked, and other times the humans ran away as if scared.
What was there to be scared about, it was one bird, what harm could it do, OK if lots got together they could reek havoc, but just one on it’s own, staring was as good as it got.
This particular gull lived in Tenby where there was always food being thrown for it, it was one of the better places to be, on a warm sunny day there wings would warm in the sun and bounce off their white feathers with ease.
It found that lots of people when it was sunny ate a cold substance with a likeable consistency in a crunchy cone. It was a favourite amongst the gulls. Following someone was easy, but getting them was hard, like today for example. The gull was simply following two people with cone things, one person a lot more relaxed around it than the other, and once they had seen the gull, the humans did everything to avoid it. They even ran away, the gull just couldn’t understand it, it was hungry and they denied it food, would you?.